Sunday, March 12, 2006

 

Seeking a truly DEPRAVED Man

*This is a very specific fantasy. Read in its entirety before responding*

You know who you are. You're so over the vanilla sex life. You're into pushing your limits and the sexual envelope. What others consider kinky, you consider tame, maybe even boring. You're one nasty man.

So this is what I propose....

We arrange a time and I come over. You greet me by stripping off your clothes and telling me I own you for the night. I lead you to your living room. From my bag, I take a good length of rope, sit you down, and tie you up to the point that you're completely restrained...

I reach into my bag again and walk over to your TV. Suddenly you realize what's happening. I've put on every episode of every season of Dawson's Creek.

In the meantime, as you're helpless and tied and subjected to what could be some of the worst torture you've ever experienced, I'm running up your phone bill, being cutesy and baby-talking to my boyfriend back in Michigan or Ohio or wherever, telling him how much I love him and miss him.

Or we could just phuk.

Comments:
And for the rest of his life, he has to explain why he gets a boner when seeing James Van der Beek's face and/or hearing Paula Cole's music?

That's some sadistic shit.
 
brilliant. i'm feeling dirtier by the minute. dawson pales in comparison to sean bateman.
 
why phuk ? why not fuck ?
 
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Creative. My personal choice would be The View, however.
 
I prefer the latter choice, please.

Come on by.
 
hola solo estaba ojeando tu blog aunque no entiendo casi nada un saludo bye veronica
 
I didn't know there were Anonymouses in Spain.
 
This is tame , just imagine if I put the ropes on you
 
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