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We need your help urgently! We must inform public about the enormous risk involved with Continental Drift. If we do not stop this phenomenon we will all face a terrible end. If the continents continue pressing forward at their currant rate we will all face the grave realities involved. We can NOT just sit back and take a “wait and see” attitude. This ever-present condition does not just affect us here in this country; it is now a worldwide issue. People of the world need to unite together and go toe to toe with these behemoth slabs of crust. People…This is WAR! If you support earthquakes and volcanic activities then this doesn’t apply to you, but if this directional drift is adversely affecting you, we can make a change!
On Saturday we are organizing a “direct response” We MUST all go to the ocean and collectively PUSH BACK THESE MONSTRATIVE PLATES! WE CAN DO THIS!!!

Bring your fins and flippers or a car jack will also be helpful!

See you there!