Friday, February 24, 2006

 

FREE : appox. 3000 lbs. of rotting cheese

HELP!!!
Okay, so I was out of town on business for the last 2 months, and when I got back I discovered that the manager of my cheese factory left town, leaving weeks of cheese laying out on the factory floor without proper refrigeration. Now the cheese is moldy and unsuitable for sale. It's also preventing us from making full use of the storage area, so I need to have it out of here by the end of the weekend.

You can probably use the cheese for mulch, artwork, or maybe keep it around just in case-- I don't really care what you do with it, I just need it to go away! Please! :)

To avoid complications I ask that whoever takes the cheese take all of it. You'll probably need a pickup truck or a U-Haul to get it, and it may require multiple trips.

Comments:
You got a very entertaining blog.
 
lol...i was thinking the same thing cherry_cherry_blossoms!
so, u work in a cheese factory??AWESOME!!
 
lol, are you serious about the cheese or am i slow again in getting the joke?
 
Let's ask ourselves, what would the Republican party do with this pile of moldy cheese?
1.) Draft a bill that officially renames it, 'Freedom Cheese.'

2.) Form a committee to make damn sure there are no Arabs involved with the import, export, or resale of said pile.

3.) Reduce spending in the areas of education, agriculture, transportation, and other 'non-essential' programs so that a contigent of U.S. troops might stand guard over said pile until such time as it can be deported or granted a temporary work permit.

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I hate this blog!
 
I have some rotten pizza dough... we could make a fortune with the right marketing...
 
INDIAN COMMENTS HERE,

REALLY DAMN SNOOZING CHEESE,SMELLS LOVED IT MORE BETTER THAN MY GAS OUT OF MY ASS.....
 
I might be able to take 1000 lbs. of it. Are you sure you won't be able to cut the cheese?
 
Did somebody say McDonalds?
 
http://apoeticjustice.blogspot.com/

Poetic Justice, though laced with humor, is not a joke!
 
Gotta admit, the cheese gets it.
The thing is, as cheese is only rotten milk, WHATS WRONG WITH IT EXACTLY.

Donate it to some deserving organisation, like the Australian Liberal Party.
 
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