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/*program*/
#define MIN_LUST_FOR_LIFE = 10

#include "yourpic.h"
#include "coolness.h"

main()
{
if (lustForLife >= MIN_LUST_FOR_LIFE)
{
sendMeYourPicture();
}
else
{
getLost();
}

while (overEighteenYearsOld == true)
{
if (theNightIsYoung == true)
{
giveMeACall();

arrangeDateOnFridayNight();
}
}
//you must be cool and know it, age 24-28
//i am SEXY, h0t, not a mormon housewife
//being delicious is not everything
}