Sunday, March 05, 2006

 

I Hate My Brothers Wife

I really hate this whore that my brother married. I can not describe to you what a selfish-self centered cunt she is. At 35, this little sawed off dwarf (I dont mean to offend the short or those who have dwarfism - BUT I HATE THIS CUNT)- who is a nurse, by the way, ACCIDENTALLY GOT PREGNANT. You do not get accidentally pregnant, at 35, with at least a pretty reasonable grasp on medical concepts. This was such a total ploy, so ridiclously transparent that I want to smack her.

Oh it is not just me that thinks she is a dog-dick sucking whore. My Brother, who will be refered to as IDIOT-BOY, hereafter, when he decided to get married, asked his best friend of 36 years to be his best man, Buck bowwed out and said I want no partof this unholy union. While the vows were being said, my mother wheeled our father out of the church (He was confined to a wheelchair) while they were exchanging vows. My sister and I wore black. This CUNT-DWARFs brother yelled at my friend at the reception - show us your tits, show us your tits. Her whole family is comprised of short, ugly (and I am no prize-winner so I feel I am a good judge of ugly) creatins - with a poor grasp of the english language.

When my mother found out that she was pregant she looked at my brother and said "i can not believe you mixed my genes with hers".

Needless to say I was then STUCK in this blackout with this whore at my house. They had just flown in from Denver. I had to listen to this Stuck-up little bitch ALL NIGHT.

It's so hot - I can't believe how hot NY is (Okay Denver is in 3rd year of drought. It is also in the 90's there. Plus this frickin cunt lived in NY for 20 years.)

These chairs are leather, its too hot to sit on these chairs - I'll stick to them (You little sawed off Smurf - you should consider yourself lucky you didn't get lost between 2 cushions)(You should consider yourself lucky I don't own a gun)

I can't believe the METs aren't playing, I flew all the way out here to see the METS play the Rockies, I don't understand why they aren't playing (Gee 50 MILLION OTHER PEOPLE are inconvienced too - you cheap self centered cunt - By the way that dress you got married in made you look like a fireplug - if you are that short try something with a little shape - EVERYONE thought it was HIDEOUS - you pig)

Why don't you have any diet Root Beer in the house? (Because I don't like, the stores are closed and I can't get any)

Why dont I have any beer in the house? (I don't drink very much)

When my neighbor offered up - pineapple juice (yeah, sorry, canned), fresh squeezed lime, and rum, topped off with mint from my garden - did he get a thank you - no He got "Don't you know how to make a Mohito - and This is warm, Why don't you have any ice." he wondered off mumbling under his breath 'what a bitch, I thought you were making this up.' Sorry Sean, I wasn't lying.

Finally I would like to add how she almost killed me. She was born out of the country, but moved here when she was 2, lived here for 34 years, and went to school in the united states, so she has no excuses for this.

I try to avoid conversation with her - but she approached me on this.
"what are you reading" - I was reading a book for a review of American literature. I said
"oh you wouldn't understand it, its CATCHER IN THE RYE." trying to brush off the conversation. She then said
"oh, its about BASEBALL. I love baseball."
I could feel my blood pressure start to spike, there was ahigh pitched buzz in my left ear. My eye was twitching. I said,
"no - its about alienation."
"Oh, ALIEN NATION, wasn't that a tv series."
at this point the blood was leaking from ear. I had to lie down on the bathroom floor, on the cold tiles, until I could breath easily again. I kept clicking my heels together saying 'theres no place like home, theres no place like home.'

Thank GOD, that thanksgiving only comes once a year. I am already planning on being sick the day before.

I HATE this woman, and I have a hard time dealing with my brother for inflicting this scourge on the family. We all hate her.

If you are a very good looking man, tall, white, (she is Fillapino, but I have only heard of her only dating white men), and can pretend that you have money, or are rich, or a doctor, or a lawyer - my sister and i will pay you $1000 to hit on and seduce this dog-faced cunt (have a strong stomach, I mean it, some asian women are really beautiful --- this one IS NOT) - shes got a kicked in face like a rat-terrier -- we will give you a $1000 dollars to sleep with her get caught and bust up this marriage. My other sister approves of this plan but has no money to kick in, she is very broke, but says if you need baby sitting shes available. My mother says if we can pull it off -- more power to us.

Thank You for listening - Anyone else have in-laws they hate as much - maybe we can get a pool going and hire someone to take care of everything.

Love to all

Comments:
You bastard, not only was that offensive to filipinos but to dwarfism and any one else with any love in thier heart for thier family. Get over yourself and try to let your brother be happy. Not everything is about you She is a person too and deserves respect, weather u like it or not she is his wife and will have a child with ur brother. Your niece or nefew. Deal with it and stop being so obnoxious! Why dont u try living in the phillippines, ive been there, she has every right to a good husband and family.
 
So why did your brother marry her?

If all this is true what does that say for him?
 
I have no idea what he sees in this woman.

Also, why are people so chicken that they have to post as Anonymous.
 
I say we use the Power of the Interweb(tm) to track down the anonymous commenter and have your sister-in-law to go pay an extended visit. Don't judge a cunt by the color of her skin or her birthplace -- go by merits!

Tell her she won the Burger King-sponsored Miss Obnoxious Ethnic Bitch contest, so we can throw in the black (but far from blackalicious) woman my dad married many years ago.

Better stock up on diet root beer now, sucka!
 
Forget Interweb or whatever, I hand coded (programmed) my own web tracker in PHP. (S)he lives in the City of Glascow in the scotland region.

IP: 82.157.135.7
Hostname: c529d8707.cable.wanadoo.nl
Timestamp:2006-03-05 06:02:12
Estimated time spent reading the entry: 16 seconds

Its probably not right posting the address/name/telephone and other info right here on this blog, but who cares anyways.

You can't comment properly without reading the entire thing. Second, the main question I was asking was more general. Alot of people on this blog post as anonymous, for what? They are not really anonymous by the way. Chickens. And finally, comments such as this one add humor to this blog. Half the blog is the comments.
 
AaAAhhh, you already have harnessed such power!...

It's all text, anyhow. There's probably some lingering paranoia from an unfortunate flaming incident sometime in said commenter's past. There was ASCII everywhere! It was *awful!* I'm flashin' back to USENET, '96, in the middle of the "Homosexual Overtones in Joanie Loves Chachi Conflict". GAAaHhhH!
 
"You bastard, not only was that offensive to filipinos but to dwarfism and any one else with any love in thier heart for thier family."

Oh.....uh, ditto. Yes! Yes! Please appologize to all Filipinos with dwarfish and love in their shorts like the douche who wrote that quote said! Oh, and I love it how this cunt doesnt even know the difference between 'weather' and 'whether.'
How dare you?
 
LOL to all of the above.
 
well...my english is no so good... I'm chilean and live in Chile from always.
but... I HATE my 2 sister-in-law!!!!
two bitches... one (my older brother) beautiful (in a certain way) but... Conceited hysterical egoist, drama queen... who enjoys to make him Jealous just for fun.
She wants him to spend all the money on her, wants for a maid, clothes, furniture, and money to give it to her brothers!
The other one... is incredibly ugly, non talker. She turned my younger brother into a ZOMBY!
My 2 brothers are really stupid. But if they're happy with their monters...that's their problem. I ignore the bitches, but that put a distance between my brother and me...
my brother in law? a complete moron. no coments!
 
morons.
 
I'm Filipino, and I am NOT offended. I find it quite hilarious actually. There is no one ethnicity that is, granted, perfect. This lady just happens to be one of those duds...
Come on, "Catcher in the Rye"?
Maybe I missed it, but how'd they meet? Best wishes to your now sister-in-law and your brother. Cheers!
 
you ought to listen randy newman's song short people. i start singing it out loud at times when midgets piss me the fuck off. maybe you could play it for her next time.
 
wahahahahahahah
 
"A book about baseball"

Lmfao.

flwrlak.blogspot.com
 
When's the family reunion?
 
I am British but of Polish Distraction.I am writing to complain that you didnt offend me at all.Have you Yanks never heard of "Equal Opportunities"?
p.s. reminds me of MY Sister-In-Law!:)
 
i recently learned a japanese proverb that i have been able to apply to just about everything:

"there is no medicine that cures stupidity."
 
i fuckin hate midgets they fuckin suck and i want to play soccer with one of them. good luck i will kick her in the mouth for you just to say i kicked one of those mean little bastards
 
I THINK SHE SOUNDS QUITE SEXY. WOULD IT BE OK TO SIGN ANONYMOUS IF YOUR NAME IS ANONYMOUS, MY NAME IS ANONYMOUS AND I'VE HAD TO CHANGE IT TO LAUGHING GRAVY SO AS TO STOP BEING VERBALLY ABUSED.
 
A $1000 and a 24 Pack. I'll do IT!
 
Hilarious!!! And "Anonyomous" (the first one) - you suck.
 
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