Wednesday, March 08, 2006

 

I'm a Can of Fix-A-Flat

Has all of your air leaked out ? Let me repair you so you can put the rubber to the road again. Varooooom...Ladies...you may start your engines.

My repair shop has all the right tools to do the job.

Imagine having your wheels rotated and your carborator cleaned...it's been awhile...how bout a tune up ?

I promise not to leave greasy fingerprints on your body. Let's get those plugs firing again !

This metaphysical mechanic will lay her lesbian touch on your vehicle. There is nothing like the purrrrr of a finely tuned machine.

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