Sunday, March 26, 2006
Boyfriend for Sale
For immediate sale, one boyfriend, slightly used. If interested, please inquire. Details below:
Model: Caucasian
Gender: Male
Quantity: 1
Previous Owners: 4
Accessories: no baggage
Status: single
Age: 29
Hair: short dark blonde
Vision: nearsighted, hazel
Special skills: puts toilet seat down after use
Training: self-cleaning, chivalry
Personality: funny, honest
Known defects: none
Runs on: Thai food and hamburgers
Habitat: midtown Manhattan
Co-habitation: none (no roommates)
Last rotation: 2 months ago
Compatible with: unknown
Annual checkup: technician's report: "future outlook is bright"
Known allergies: mildly allergic to cats (goes away after a day)
Finances: low debt, good bank balance
Movies: yes
Dinner: preferably with the opposite sex
TV: only HBO
Cloned: yes
Original model: yes
Languages: English, HTML
Sex: varies
Programmable: yes
Condition: a few dents
Price: best offer
Model: Caucasian
Gender: Male
Quantity: 1
Previous Owners: 4
Accessories: no baggage
Status: single
Age: 29
Hair: short dark blonde
Vision: nearsighted, hazel
Special skills: puts toilet seat down after use
Training: self-cleaning, chivalry
Personality: funny, honest
Known defects: none
Runs on: Thai food and hamburgers
Habitat: midtown Manhattan
Co-habitation: none (no roommates)
Last rotation: 2 months ago
Compatible with: unknown
Annual checkup: technician's report: "future outlook is bright"
Known allergies: mildly allergic to cats (goes away after a day)
Finances: low debt, good bank balance
Movies: yes
Dinner: preferably with the opposite sex
TV: only HBO
Cloned: yes
Original model: yes
Languages: English, HTML
Sex: varies
Programmable: yes
Condition: a few dents
Price: best offer
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So why do you want to get rid of him? Very funny. I am glad noone has ever written a for sale ad for me.
I would like him a few Friday nights and will get back to you. I think I will steal your idea and write about my teens. Too funny
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