Monday, February 06, 2006

 

short guy/tall girl disaster

Like a lot of kids who went to high school in the 1970's, I often rode the school bus. One morning on the way to the bus stop, I saw this small poodle-mix runt humping Daisy, our neighbor's female Dalmation. The runt was on his tip toes, banging away, and Daisy's tongue was hanging out and her eyes were glazed over. I said to myself, "Way to go Little Guy!" and chuckled on to the bus stop.

I boarded the bus and sat down next to my friend, Rod, and was in the midst of telling him about Daisy's morning liason when we both heard a loud, desperate yelping that turned our attention toward the window. I don't know what you all know about dog sex, but they get turned around, butt to butt, as the male's unit swells up. It can be difficult to seperate them until the "moment" passes.

Well, apparently something had spooked Daisy and she came sprinting down the street in our direction. The poor runt was attached, butt to butt, with his hind legs now about six inches off the ground while his front paws and chin were slapping off the sidewalk every ten feet or so. He was essentially being bashed against the pavement by a freaked out bitch that had a firm grip on his penis (deja vu, anyone?). A couple minutes later the runt trotted back past, by himself, with a little spring in his step. Kinky little bastard. Asu and I thought it was the funniest thing we'd seen in our entire lives.

So, that's why I try not to have sex with big women. And when I do, I'm very careful not to spook her...

Comments:
OMG that was FUNNY! Could you please link to my blog? Read it while your there and tell me what you think.
 
For all the other comments on my blog, I would like to answer them but it may kill the jokes. b_dunn2003, linking to your blog is a maybe, I don't even know how to find it though. Your profile is not active, you didn't leave a link.
 
lmao thats really funny.
 
Safety first.I cant say that has'nt happened to me.I still have the cuts to my head and a Dalmations father hounding me.
 
Like it a lot.... you're blogs good too...
 
If my butt is touching someone's butt during sex, something has gone terribly wrong.
 
NO OGM


Ciao da Mauro
 
you're funny..

hehehehe
 
hey how come your not dead yet??
 
that was a great little storey you got there. a friend of mine was actually stuck like that, his girlfriend got freaked out by the scratxhing on his window from the kids next door and they were stuck like that for about 20 mins!
 
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Oh my freaking goodness! That is just too funny!!
 
I will have to agree with everyone else, very funny story there. Checkout my blog and let me know your thoughts!
 
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