Sunday, February 05, 2006

 

Only 48 Hours to Live

I just came back from the doctor and he told me that I only have 48 hours to live. I have been diagnosed with a rare-condition that was caused from lead-paint. On my short list of things to do before I pass, I would like to have two girls team up and slap my ass. I am 24, 6'3 210, need a quick response as I have many things that need to get done before Tuesday.

# posted @ 2/05/2006 08:16:00 AM
Comments:
First, a lesson in math. 48 hours from today is TUESDAY, not Thursday.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:37 AM
 
Its a joke buddy, this wasn't necessarily written today, saved as a draft before. I'll correct it anyways.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:53 AM
 
i love to dig my ears
# posted by Blogger Pseudo-intellectual lunatic : 2:16 PM
 
joke, joke, yeah right... there is math needs to be right.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:33 PM
 
Isn't is so sick, how people can joke about death? reality check dear, in your life spend one day with someone who actually is suffering from terminalillness person...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:59 PM
 
hi how do you put all those good adsense in your page? Please I want to learn how.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:34 PM
 
If I smack your ass will you smack mine? Please?
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 9:46 PM
 
bob eats cows
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:44 AM
 
You must of ate a bucket full to be dying so quick. I'm a nurses aide and the last thing you need is spanked. You do need hospice though.
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 4:16 AM
 
My husband likes swatting butts and he has big ham hands. I'm sure as heck tired of him swatting mine, maybe you'd like try his hands out on your rear?
# posted by Blogger Britney : 8:25 AM
 
I have recently invented a very effective "self spanking" device that I would like to introduce you to. It was originally intended for cheating dieters, drunk monks and obese women in wigs, but I think it could be modified to fit your own desperate need for sexual fulfillment.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:21 PM
 
I would go to Hoover dam, if you're still alive. It's so nice.
# posted by Blogger Matty : 12:44 PM
 
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