Sunday, February 05, 2006

 

Only 48 Hours to Live

I just came back from the doctor and he told me that I only have 48 hours to live. I have been diagnosed with a rare-condition that was caused from lead-paint. On my short list of things to do before I pass, I would like to have two girls team up and slap my ass. I am 24, 6'3 210, need a quick response as I have many things that need to get done before Tuesday.

Comments:
First, a lesson in math. 48 hours from today is TUESDAY, not Thursday.
 
Its a joke buddy, this wasn't necessarily written today, saved as a draft before. I'll correct it anyways.
 
Call me baby...
 
i love to dig my ears
 
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joke, joke, yeah right... there is math needs to be right.
 
Isn't is so sick, how people can joke about death? reality check dear, in your life spend one day with someone who actually is suffering from terminalillness person...
 
hi how do you put all those good adsense in your page? Please I want to learn how.
 
If I smack your ass will you smack mine? Please?
 
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bob eats cows
 
You must of ate a bucket full to be dying so quick. I'm a nurses aide and the last thing you need is spanked. You do need hospice though.
 
My husband likes swatting butts and he has big ham hands. I'm sure as heck tired of him swatting mine, maybe you'd like try his hands out on your rear?
 
First, a lesson in math. 48 hours from today is TUESDAY, not Thursday. this person is a shit
 
I have recently invented a very effective "self spanking" device that I would like to introduce you to. It was originally intended for cheating dieters, drunk monks and obese women in wigs, but I think it could be modified to fit your own desperate need for sexual fulfillment.
 
I would go to Hoover dam, if you're still alive. It's so nice.
 
Oh shit! I wanted to write a comment but I realize you have been dead quite a while.
Sorry I was late.
 
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