Monday, March 06, 2006

 

Stop Continental Drift!

We need your help urgently! We must inform public about the enormous risk involved with Continental Drift. If we do not stop this phenomenon we will all face a terrible end. If the continents continue pressing forward at their currant rate we will all face the grave realities involved. We can NOT just sit back and take a “wait and see” attitude. This ever-present condition does not just affect us here in this country; it is now a worldwide issue. People of the world need to unite together and go toe to toe with these behemoth slabs of crust. People…This is WAR! If you support earthquakes and volcanic activities then this doesn’t apply to you, but if this directional drift is adversely affecting you, we can make a change!
On Saturday we are organizing a “direct response” We MUST all go to the ocean and collectively PUSH BACK THESE MONSTRATIVE PLATES! WE CAN DO THIS!!!

Bring your fins and flippers or a car jack will also be helpful!

See you there!

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Oh, come on! What's a little dry-humping between continents?
 
To tell you the truth, I've always been smugly satisfied that the Atlantic is getting bigger while the Pacific is getting smaller.

But I guess its a worthy cause. Tell you what, I will travel 20,000,000 years into the future and see how it went. I just got my flux capacitor back from the shop.
 
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Let's not do anything but we'll blame Bush.
 
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