Friday, February 24, 2006

 

FREE : appox. 3000 lbs. of rotting cheese

HELP!!!
Okay, so I was out of town on business for the last 2 months, and when I got back I discovered that the manager of my cheese factory left town, leaving weeks of cheese laying out on the factory floor without proper refrigeration. Now the cheese is moldy and unsuitable for sale. It's also preventing us from making full use of the storage area, so I need to have it out of here by the end of the weekend.

You can probably use the cheese for mulch, artwork, or maybe keep it around just in case-- I don't really care what you do with it, I just need it to go away! Please! :)

To avoid complications I ask that whoever takes the cheese take all of it. You'll probably need a pickup truck or a U-Haul to get it, and it may require multiple trips.

Comments:
lol, are you serious about the cheese or am i slow again in getting the joke?
 
I hate this blog!
 
I have some rotten pizza dough... we could make a fortune with the right marketing...
 
I might be able to take 1000 lbs. of it. Are you sure you won't be able to cut the cheese?
 
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